Jasmine Crockett is a parody song about a Texan Senate candidate, a bit dim, and the humor comes from the absurdity of her decisions and statements. Sung to the rhythm and cadence of the theme song to the 1956 TV Series Davy Crocket. (Verse 1) Born in the St. Louis, Missouri,Jasmine Crockett was her name, ohhhVacancy from ear to ear,Vacancy from ear to ear! (Verse … [Read more...] about Jasmine Crockett
100 Money-saving tips from the Carter Years
The "Carter years" often refers to the presidency of Jimmy Carter from 1977 to 1981, a period marked by economic challenges such as high inflation and energy crises. Here are 100 money-saving tips that could have been useful during that time: Energy Savings Transportation Savings Food Savings Home and Living Savings Financial Management Health and … [Read more...] about 100 Money-saving tips from the Carter Years
Dime Store Cowboy
(Verse 1)He’s got a plastic badge and a bargain-bin hat,Boots made of vinyl but he’s proud of that.Struts down Main Street like he’s Jesse James,But the clerk at the counter still calls him by name. (Chorus)He’s a dime store cowboy, ridin’ on a sale,Dreamin’ of the prairie from the clearance rail.Got a six-gun squirtin’ water, heart ten feet tall,But a dime store cowboy … [Read more...] about Dime Store Cowboy
My Cat Is A Hat
Rhyming is similar to "Cat In The Hat" but the rhymes work with night, tight, right, etc.. My Cat Is a Hat(a rhyming tale of nightly mischief) Each night when the moon starts to shine silver light,And I fluff up my pillow and say, "Sleep sounds right,"I hear a soft thump and a mischievous spat —It’s my tomcat again… and he’s being a hat. He prowls through the hallway … [Read more...] about My Cat Is A Hat
Deportationalized
A parody of Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies, but instead of a Pepsi, it's about wanting a Whopper—and getting deported instead (to the tune of "Institutionalized"). Verse 1I was hungry one day, so I went to BKJust wanted a Whopper, man, is that so insane?But when I walked in, they were staring me downNext thing I knew, I was tackled to the ground I said, “Hey … [Read more...] about Deportationalized