Inspired by the ineptitude of Secretary of Transportation's response to the East Palestine train derailment. To the tune from the rural show Petticoat Junction (Verse 1) In a town that’s slow, where the tracks are laid,There’s a man named Pete, but his plans decayed.Incompetence echoes through the hills,A train wreck of leadership, with a pocketful of … [Read more...] about Buttigieg’s Train Anthem