A parody of Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies, but instead of a Pepsi, it’s about wanting a Whopper—and getting deported instead (to the tune of “Institutionalized”).
Verse 1
I was hungry one day, so I went to BK
Just wanted a Whopper, man, is that so insane?
But when I walked in, they were staring me down
Next thing I knew, I was tackled to the ground
I said, “Hey man, what the hell did I do?”
They said, “You got no papers, and we’re taking you”
I said, “Wait, man, I was just here for some fries!”
But they threw me in the van, and I started to cry
Chorus
All I wanted was a Whopper, just one Whopper!
And they deported me! DEPORTED ME!
Verse 2
They took me downtown, said I crossed some line
I said, “Dude, I’ve been here since like ‘99”
They said, “Too bad, man, we’re sending you back”
I said, “Just let me eat before you put me on that track!”
But no one listened, no one cared
They just threw me in a plane and left me there
I screamed, “I had coupons, I had a deal!”
But now I’m in a place where the Whoppers ain’t real!
Chorus
All I wanted was a Whopper, just one Whopper!
And they deported me! DEPORTED ME!
Bridge
They keep saying that I broke the law
But all I wanted was a flame-grilled jaw
No lettuce, no mayo, just gimme some meat!
But now I’m stuck with no Burger King to eat!
Outro
And I’m here, stuck in some random land
No fries, no soda, no ketchup in hand
They say, “It’s for your own good, don’t be mad”
But all I wanted was a Whopper, man… ain’t that sad?