Category: Humor
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Dime Store Cowboy
(Verse 1)He’s got a plastic badge and a bargain-bin hat,Boots made of vinyl but he’s proud of that.Struts down Main Street like he’s Jesse James,But the clerk at the counter still calls him by name. (Chorus)He’s a dime store cowboy, ridin’ on a sale,Dreamin’ of the prairie from the clearance rail.Got a six-gun squirtin’ water,…
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My Cat Is A Hat
Rhyming is similar to “Cat In The Hat” but the rhymes work with night, tight, right, etc.. My Cat Is a Hat(a rhyming tale of nightly mischief) Each night when the moon starts to shine silver light,And I fluff up my pillow and say, “Sleep sounds right,”I hear a soft thump and a mischievous spat…
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Deportationalized
A parody of Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies, but instead of a Pepsi, it’s about wanting a Whopper—and getting deported instead (to the tune of “Institutionalized”). Verse 1I was hungry one day, so I went to BKJust wanted a Whopper, man, is that so insane?But when I walked in, they were staring me downNext thing I…
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The Day Wokeness Died
“The Day Wokeness Died”(To the tune of “American Pie”) [Verse 1]A long, long time ago,I can still remember howThose tweets could make the outrage fly.And I knew if we had our way,We’d virtue signal every day,And maybe we could cancel you or I. But January made me shiver,With every poll the networks delivered,Bad news on…