(Verse 1)He’s got a plastic badge and a bargain-bin hat,Boots made of vinyl but he’s proud of that.Struts down Main Street like he’s Jesse James,But the clerk at the counter still calls him by name. (Chorus)He’s a dime store cowboy, ridin’ on a sale,Dreamin’ of the prairie from the clearance rail.Got a six-gun squirtin’ water, heart ten feet tall,But a dime store cowboy … [Read more...] about Dime Store Cowboy
Humor
My Cat Is A Hat
Rhyming is similar to "Cat In The Hat" but the rhymes work with night, tight, right, etc.. My Cat Is a Hat(a rhyming tale of nightly mischief) Each night when the moon starts to shine silver light,And I fluff up my pillow and say, "Sleep sounds right,"I hear a soft thump and a mischievous spat —It’s my tomcat again… and he’s being a hat. He prowls through the hallway … [Read more...] about My Cat Is A Hat
Deportationalized
A parody of Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies, but instead of a Pepsi, it's about wanting a Whopper—and getting deported instead (to the tune of "Institutionalized"). Verse 1I was hungry one day, so I went to BKJust wanted a Whopper, man, is that so insane?But when I walked in, they were staring me downNext thing I knew, I was tackled to the ground I said, “Hey … [Read more...] about Deportationalized
The Day Wokeness Died
"The Day Wokeness Died"(To the tune of "American Pie") [Verse 1]A long, long time ago,I can still remember howThose tweets could make the outrage fly.And I knew if we had our way,We’d virtue signal every day,And maybe we could cancel you or I. But January made me shiver,With every poll the networks delivered,Bad news on the doorstep,I couldn’t take one more step. I … [Read more...] about The Day Wokeness Died