Jasmine Crockett is a parody song about a Texan Senate candidate, a bit dim, and the humor comes from the absurdity of her decisions and statements. Sung to the rhythm and cadence of the theme song to the 1956 TV Series Davy Crocket.
(Verse 1)
Born in the St. Louis, Missouri,
Jasmine Crockett was her name, ohhh
Vacancy from ear to ear,
Vacancy from ear to ear!
(Verse 2)
Thought she’d give the Senate a try,
Said, “I think I’m smart… oh my!”
Campaign signs all crooked and tall,
She barely knows what bills are at all.
(Chorus)
Jasmine Crockett, Jasmine Crockett,
Runs for Senate, don’t try to stop it!
Jasmine Crockett, Jasmine Crockett,
Says whatever comes out, just drop it!
(Verse 3)
Jasmine Crockett, Jasmine Crockett,
Makes folks laugh, and some will mock it!
Jasmine Crockett, Jasmine Crockett,
But votes keep coming—don’t knock it!
(Chorus)
Policies vague, answers unsure,
But Jasmine’s folks think, “Well… she’s pure.”
She waves her hand and tips her hat,
“You can trust me… or don’t, who’s keeping track?”
(Final Chorus)
Jasmine Crockett, Jasmine Crockett,
Texas woman with no real docket!
Jasmine Crockett, Jasmine Crockett,
Vacancy from ear to ear!
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