(Verse 1) In the land of freedom, where heroes are born, There lived a young soldier, brave and forlorn, His name was John Kerry, a man of great heart,A tale of valor and sacrifice, I shall impart. (Chorus) Oh, John Kerry, a soldier true,He fought for his country, red, white, and blue, A purple heart he earned, in a moment of strife, With a grenade and rice bags, he … [Read more...] about
John Kerry
A Man Named John Threw A Grenade and Everything Went Wrong
Sing to a Bluegrass Storyteller (Campfire Chaos) Style Tune Fast-picking banjo, upright bass thumps, and fiddles chirping like they’re giggling. This turns the whole disaster into a backwoods legend: “Remember that idiot John and the rice-pile grenade?” The tune would be lively and foot-tappy, contrasting sharply with the explosive stupidity of the event. In a base so … [Read more...] about A Man Named John Threw A Grenade and Everything Went Wrong