Jasmine Crockett is a parody song about a Texan Senate candidate, a bit dim, and the humor comes from the absurdity of her decisions and statements. Sung to the rhythm and cadence of the theme song to the 1956 TV Series Davy Crocket. (Verse 1) Born in the St. Louis, Missouri,Jasmine Crockett was her name, ohhhVacancy from ear to ear,Vacancy from ear to ear! (Verse … [Read more...] about Jasmine Crockett